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Who shat on the floor at my wedding?

Who shat on the floor at my wedding?

Take two brides, a hundred wedding guests and one mystery defecator. Poodunnit? First released in 2020, it’s a literal shitshow of a podcast that suddenly has everyone talking. Real-life couple Karen and Helen enlist the help of their pal Lauren to crack the case. Armed with a mail-order polygraph kit, guidance from fully-qualified clinical psychologists and her impeccably dry wit, Detective Lauren follows her nose to the scene of the crime, identifies suspects and discharges bizarre theories. It’s preposterously funny and entirely ridiculous. You can’t make this shit up.

Photograph whoshatontheflooratmywedding/Instagram


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