Jeff Stelling is stepping down from Soccer Saturday on Sky. A football nation mourns.
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Today, the end of an era for football fans.
At the weekend, Jeff Stelling announced that he was leaving Soccer Saturday after 27 years hosting the show.Â
And quite frankly, itâ€™s unbelievable Jeff.Â
Because a whole generation of football fans has grown up with the show, with Jeff Stelling our constant companion.
It started in 1994 as Sports Saturday before it became Soccer Saturday, introduced by Sky as a way of keeping viewers up to speed during the 3pm blackout on showing live football.Â
And itâ€™s a laugh a minute.
Chris Kamara: â€śThe move was just scintillating Jeff, their football Arsenal is on another level, but Spurs are fighting like beavers, defending for their lives, itâ€™s a terrific game, still 1-0.â€ť
Jeff Stelling: â€śDid I hear that correctly? Fighting like beavers? Hahaha! Not tigers, or lions but beavers! Those ferocious little devils!â€ťJeff Stelling speaking on Sky Sports Football
You see, Jeff is the ringmaster.Â Heâ€™s the one who holds the show together: managing the pundits,Â cueing in the reporters from the grounds, setting the pace and making us laugh in the process.
Which gets us to the puns.Â
Jeff Stelling loves them, as his memoir, Jellymanâ€™s Thrown a Wobbly â€“ makes clear.Â The title is a throwback to his famous line from the show when Mansfield Townâ€™s Gareth Jellyman was sent off for dissent.
â€śMohammed Isa is the man who has got the goal, er, joined for 1.3 million pounds from Bristol City. Now is Isa a good investmentâ€¦erm well heâ€™s opened his account today that is for sure. I think you can bank on him and if he goes on this way thereâ€™ll be lots of interest in him as well.â€ťÂJeff Stelling speaking on Soccer Saturday, Sky Sports Football
Inevitably, things go wrong. Itâ€™s just the nature of the beast with fast paced, live TV like Soccer Saturday. But Stelling somehow turns those gaffes into the best bits of the show.
Jeff Stelling: â€śWeâ€™re off to Fratton Park whereâ€™s thereâ€™s been a red card, but who for Chris Kamara?â€ť
Chris Kamara: â€śI donâ€™t know Jeff, has there? I mustâ€™ve missed that! A red card?â€ť
Jeff: â€śChris! Have you not been watching? I havenâ€™t! I donâ€™t know where thatâ€™s come from Chris, I have no idea what has happened there. Whatâ€™s happened Chris?â€ť
Chris: â€śErâ€¦ I donâ€™t know Jeff! The rain must have got in my eyes Jeff.â€ť
Jeff: â€śChris, Chris, let me tell youâ€¦according to our sources, Anthony Vanden Borre has been sent off for a second bookable offence! Get your fingers out and count up the number of Portsmouth players that are on the field.â€ťÂSoccer AM
Heâ€™s been described by The Telegraph as a â€śLive TV geniusâ€ť and who can disagree?Â
Part of his appeal is that he gives us a window into his own fandom. He makes no secret of the fact heâ€™s a Hartlepool United supporter.
â€śDid I see the Hartlepool final score go through?â€ť
â€śNo. Theyâ€™re still playing.â€ť
â€śTheyâ€™re still playing? Goodness me, come on ref, whatâ€™s going on here? Itâ€™s five oâ€™clock! Where is the full time score? Are they playing in a different time zone? Thereâ€™s 12 minutes of added time! And Hartlepoolâ€¦ oh my goodness!â€ťJeff Stelling, Soccer AM
With that, he seems like one of us. A football fan, having a laugh with his mates, experiencing the highs and lows of the game in real time.
But heâ€™s doing all of that while holding down a high-pressure job. News is flying in from around the grounds every second and he has to process it.Â Â Â
And so what looks easy, natural and effortless to us, is really what the Telegraph says: itâ€™s a work of genius.Â
Whoever takes over has big shoes to fill.Â Â
It might be wise for his replacement to present the show in his â€“ or her â€“ own way.Â Doing â€śa Stellingâ€ť will only invite invidious comparisons.
So farewell, Jeff.Â You have been a welcome guest in our living rooms for so long â€“ and itâ€™s not an exaggeration to say youâ€™ve changed the way we watch The Beautiful Game.Â
The fact you wonâ€™t be with us next season is quite simply, unbelievable Jeff.
â€śBy the way Charlie, you know that slogan, on the end of betting adverts, when the fun stops, stop? If that applied here, Iâ€™d have been gone a long time ago.â€ťÂ ÂJeff Stelling, Sky Sports Football
Todayâ€™s episode was written by Chloe Beresford, and produced by Imy Harper.